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Dear Simon, Over the last year, I spent several months total in Moalboal. Now I am forced to actually work for a living. This comes with all the crap you would expect from this barbaric practice. Stuck in an office, annoying co-workers and the ever-popular asshole boss. This issue is further compounded by life in the USA up to and including our idiotic and morally corrupt president. Anyway, now to my question: I was always very happy there and I really miss all my friends in Moalboal. Is there a way I can find someone to pay me so that I can return to my proper role as a drunk with a diving problem? Kindest regards, Going mad in America :twisted:
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Dear TonyTony, As (failed) seeker after truth, justice and how to live well on nothing, I fear I am not the best person to advise you, however . . . if I may suggest some possible options: 1 - find a rich widow who would be happy to pay for you to live life as you wish in exchange for you indulging her in whatever her particular weakness is for a few months a year. 2 - rob a (piggy) bank 3 - start an Internet pyramid selling scam and become rich like all the other scammers (right!) 4 - contact other lost souls in the US (Garyth for one in sunny California) and all work to send that lucky one to Moalboal for a year. Turn and turnabout would soon make it your turn to live life as it should be lived :-) 5 - ummmm . . . anyone any other ideas? Back in the unreal world, never a day goes past when I don't think of Moalboal with pleasure. My friends there have mostly moved on but still Lars, Jesper, Jochen, Klemens & Loro and others can still be seen from time to time! Keep smiling, Simon.

[quote="TonyTony"]Dear Simon, Over the last year, I spent several months total in Moalboal. Now I am forced to actually work for a living. This comes with all the crap you would expect from this barbaric practice. Stuck in an office, annoying co-workers and the ever-popular asshole boss. This issue is further compounded by life in the USA up to and including our idiotic and morally corrupt president. Anyway, now to my question: I was always very happy there and I really miss all my friends in Moalboal. Is there a way I can find someone to pay me so that I can return to my proper role as a drunk with a diving problem? Kindest regards, Going mad in America :twisted:[/quote] :shock:

Hi there, can any on give any advice regarding Diving site in Maolboal? It will be my first time venturing to Philiphin... :? HELP ANY ONE :idea:

[quote="sofia"]Hi there, can any on give any advice regarding Diving site in Maolboal? It will be my first time venturing to Philiphin... :? HELP ANY ONE :idea:[/quote] Use Google, search the web, look through the wonderful site that you've managed to find here :-) Look, it's really difficult to give any advice specific without knowing a bit about what you are looking for. For example: Are you certified? What diving interests do you have? Are you likely to take a course? Are you looking for accomodation? Do you want a package or prefer to travel independently? Do you plan to stay for one day of a month or somewhere in between? What is your native language? Would you like a guide/instructor who speaks your langauge or are you OK with English? Have a look round here and the web & come back with specific questions and I (maybe even others) will be very happy to try to answer. Some questions that you should try to think about are on the detailed form elsewhere on this site that you can fill in and I will try to help if possible. Regards, Simon.

Sofia, I got my diving liscence with Jesper -- at Neptune Diving very cool-- highly recommended--he also has a great selection of rock cd's.. Misha "desperately seeking cheap beachfront lot" Anissimov San Francisco

[quote="sofia"]Hi there, can any on give any advice regarding Diving site in Maolboal? It will be my first time venturing to Philiphin... :? HELP ANY ONE :idea:[/quote] Try here for pics. http://marine.hyoho.com/moalinf.html Apart from that there are many dive shops on the beach that give good service. Here for accomodation. http://www.moalboal-cebu.com/html/marcosas_e.html